ArnoldC : IT’S SHOWTIME

What is ArnoldC ?

ArnoldC is a programming language based on the one-liners of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

ArnoldC is an imperative programming language where the basic keywords are replaced with quotes from different Schwarzenegger movies. Parsing is done with Parboiled and ASM is used to generate the Java bytecode.

 

How to code in ArnoldC ?

First, we need to download it :

wget http://lhartikk.github.io/ArnoldC.jar

Create a new file, hello.arnoldc :

echo -e "IT'S SHOWTIME\nTALK TO THE HAND \"hello world\"\nYOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED" > hello.arnoldc

Compiling & Running :

java -jar ArnoldC.jar hello.arnoldc

java hello

Every ArnoldC program must have a main method. The form is:

IT'S SHOWTIME
[statements]
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

The simplest possible ArnoldC program that does nothing :

IT'S SHOWTIME
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

 

Examples

a = (b + 5) > c

GET TO THE CHOPPER a
HERE IS MY INVITATION b
GET UP 5
LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET c
ENOUGH TALK

 

if (value) [statements] else [statements]

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE value
[statements]
BULLSHIT
[statements]
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

Other examples : FizzBuzz Implementation , examples from the test package.

 

Brief overview of the keywords

False => I LIED

True => NO PROBLEMO

If => BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE

Else => BULLSHIT

EndIf => YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGI

While => STICK AROUND

EndWhile => CHILL

PlusOperator => GET UP

MinusOperator => GET DOWN

MultiplicationOperator => YOU'RE FIRED

DivisionOperator => HE HAD TO SPLIT

ModuloOperator => I LET HIM GO

EqualTo => YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME

Or =>  CONSIDER THAT A DIVORCE

And => KNOCK KNOCK

DeclareMethod => LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY

NonVoidMethod => GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR

MethodArguments => I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE

Return => I'LL BE BACK/pre>

EndMethodDeclaration => HASTA LA VISTA, BAIT

CallMethod => DO IT NOW

AssignVariableFromMethodCall => GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

DeclareInt => HEY CHRISTMAS TREE

BeginMain => IT'S SHOWTIME

EndMain => YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Print => TALK TO THE HAND

ReadInteger => I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY

AssignVariable => GET TO THE CHOPPER

SetValue => HERE IS MY INVITATION

EndAssignVariable => ENOUGH TALK

ParseError => WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG